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Did you know you can pay me to do stuff?

I know, it's exciting!!! Here's what I can do for you:

Freelance Writing
Blog Design and Graphic Design
Blogging/Social Media Consultation
Advertising, Sponsorship, Reviews and Giveaways

You can click the links above for details, or contact me below:



And here are a few reasons why you'd bother:

Hollow Tree Ventures has a growing readership of rabid, adoring fans (okay, maybe not "rabid" or "adoring," but they are loyal, funny, intelligent, and good-looking) through rss feeds, email subscriptions, Facebook, Pinterest, and the Twitter.

I am a professional writer, editor and graphic designer. I write primarily about my kids, my experiences as a wife and mama, and parenthood in general, but there's a smattering of random Whatever The Heck I Feel Like Talking About in there, too.

I'm an Associate Editor and writer at Scary Mommy, a Huffington Post blogger, Editor and staff writer for CraftFail, humorist at NickMom, LifetimeMoms and mom.me to name a few, and have served as a weekly columnist as well as Editorial Assistant at In The Powder Room.

I taught a session on graphic design at the 2014 Blog U Conference for writers in Baltimore, and co-lead sessions on editing and how to make money outside your blog at BlogU 2015.

I co-authored four best-selling humor anthologies: I Just Want To Pee Alone (March 2013 - NYTimes bestseller), You Have Lipstick on Your Teeth (August 2013), I Just Want To Be Alone (March 2014) and I Still Just Want To Pee Alone (March 2015). Check out my Around The Web page for more details on all the places I've been.

In addition to freelance writing, I also offer graphic design services and consulting sessions on design, blogging, and social media. I also offer copy, line and content editing services through Lapidary Editorial, which I run with my cohort, Nicole Leigh Shaw; we'd love to help you polish up your manuscript, so please contact me directly to discuss your individual project!

If you have any questions, comments, or juicy offers, please feel free to email me directly at:

HollowTreeVentures [at] gmail [dot] com
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I can very nearly guarantee you (probably) won't regret it. Much.

Thanks for your interest!

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