Hollow Tree Ventures parenting humor
Follow the Hollow Tree on Facebook!Follow the tweets!Let's pin together!Look! Square pictures!Google Plus us!HTV's on the YouTube, too!Subscribe via RSS feed!Get yourself some Bloglovin'!I'll send htv to your email inbox!

The Biggest News Ever Plus Even Bigger News Than That

First of all, before I get a call from my mom about that post title: no, I'm not pregnant.

This news is WAY bigger than that.

Do you remember when I had an essay in that awesome book, I Just Want To Pee Alone? Of course you do. Well, my esteemed co-authors and I recently found out that our anthology made it onto a little something called the New York Times bestseller list.

Yes, you heard me.


Sorry about the all-caps, but although I haven't read the official handbook, I'm pretty sure NY Times bestselling-types are required to scream about it when they make the announcement. So, you know, I'm just trying to follow the rules.

Not only are we thrilled beyond belief about the first book's success (which we owe all to you, the lovely people who bought it and told your friends and made it some kind of capital-B-Big capital-D-Deal), but the timing couldn't be more perfect because as you may have heard...

I Still Just Want To Pee Alone is being released today!

Let's let Amazon talk for a second while I recover from my case of the vapors.
Don't miss the third book in this bestselling series! Motherhood is STILL the toughest – and STILL the funniest – job you'll ever love. We know that raising kids is hard work. The pay sucks, your boss is a tyrant, and the working conditions are pitiful – TGIF means nothing to a mother! You said it before and you're saying it again, “I STILL just want to pee alone!” I STILL Just Want to Pee Alone is another collection of hilarious and heartwarming essays from 40 more of the most kick ass mom bloggers on the web. Find essays like:
It's Not Pee. It's You.
Open Letter to My Daughter: My Mother was Right and You Should Think I Am, Too
And Then God Laughed
Flames, Knives, and Fear: A Family Dinner
Let's Piss Off the Babies
If the idea of reading funny and heartwarming tales about motherhood (each short enough that you might actually get to finish a whole story that doesn't feature a cartoon or talking animal as the main character) doesn't appeal to you, consider this: checking out my essay in I Still Just Want To Pee Alone is pretty much the only way for you to find out how I spend my time when all my kids are out of the house. Well, unless you'd rather come over and peek in my windows, but I'd advise against that since I have pretty thick privacy curtains and also a tendency to use my mad ninja-karate skills on random lurkers.

So, in conclusion:

  1. You guys are awesome. Thank you for all your support!
  2. I am not just saying that to butter you up, but seriously...
  3. GO GET A COPY OF I STILL JUST WANT TO PEE ALONE in paperback, for your Kindle, on iTunes, or at Barnes&Noble!
Ahem. But mostly that first thing, for sure.

Note: You can see all my adventures in real-life paper print writing on my cleverly-titled Buy My Books page!

I hope you enjoyed yourself while you were here - and I hope you come back! Please share inappropriate giggles with me on Pinterest, Twitter, and Facebook, or subscribe via email so you don't miss a thing!


Post a Comment

Thank you for commenting - you're awesome! I mean, even if you're a jerk, at least it means you read my blog. RIGHT?!?