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I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone

At my house, we have the stupidest doorknobs in the world.

The saddest part is that these are the replacement knobs; our old doorknobs were stupid, too, but I hate the new ones so much that I can't even remember anymore what was wrong with the others. At this point, though, as long as the old ones weren't actively engulfed in flames I'm pretty sure they're superior to our current setup.

Really, I don't care so much about most of the knobs - it's mainly the bathroom one I hate, because it has two settings:
1) Constantly popping open randomly so you don't notice until after you've washed your hands that the bathroom door has been cracked two inches the whole time you were in there, or

As a result of not wanting to be stuck in the bathroom until I'm forced to sustain myself on a stew made from strawberry bubble bath and slivers of Irish Spring, I rarely lock the bathroom door. And as a result of rarely locking the bathroom door, I'm pretty much never in there alone.

Hey, they should make a humor anthology about that!

Oh wait, a bunch of us did - remember I Just Want To Pee Alone, the gigantic national best-selling hit full of hilarious parenting stories? Of course you do. Well, we're all in luck because the next anthology in the series, I STILL Just Want To Pee Alone, will be available on March 27th! And I'm in this one, too!

It's just as full of relatable laugh out loud, cry along, nod in agreement stories as the first, so follow along via subscription and the social media links below to get updates and notifications about the upcoming release! And while you're waiting, check out this amazing list of contributors - some are old friends and some are new friends, but they're all fabulous writers.

Jen Mann of People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Bethany Kriger Thies of Bad Parenting Moments

Kim Bongiorno of Let Me Start By Saying

Alyson Herzig of The Shitastrophy

JD Bailey of Honest Mom

Kathryn Leehane of Foxy Wine Pocket

Suzanne Fleet of Toulouse and Tonic

Nicole Leigh Shaw of Nicole Leigh Shaw, Tyop Aretist

Meredith Spidel of The Mom of the Year

Rebecca Gallagher of Frugalista Blog

Rita Templeton of Fighting off Frumpy

Darcy Perdu of So Then Stories

Christine Burke of Keeper of The Fruit Loops

Amy Flory of Funny Is Family

Robyn Welling of Hollow Tree Ventures

Sarah del Rio of est. 1975

Amanda Mushro of Questionable Choices in Parenting

Jennifer Hicks of Real Life Parenting

Courtney Fitzgerald of Our Small Moments

Lola Lolita of Sammiches and Psych Meds

Victoria Fedden of Wide Lawns and Narrow Minds

Keesha Beckford of Mom's New Stage

Stacia Ellermeier of Dried-on Milk

Ashley Allen of Big Top Family

Meredith Bland of Pile of Babies

Harmony Hobbs of Modern Mommy Madness

Janel Mills of 649.133: Girls, the Care and Maintenance Of

Kim Forde of The Fordeville Diaries

Stacey Gill of One Funny Motha

Beth Caldwell of The Cult of Perfect Motherhood

Sarah Cottrell of Housewife Plus

Michelle Back of Mommy Back Talk

Tracy Sano of Tracy on the Rocks

Linda Roy of elleroy was here

Michelle Poston Combs of Rubber Shoes In Hell

Susan Lee Maccarelli of Pecked To Death By Chickens

Vicki Lesage of Life, Love, and Sarcasm in Paris

Kris Amels of Why, Mommy?

Mackenzie Cheeseman of Is there cheese in it?

Tracy DeBlois of Orange & Silver


UPDATE: It's here!!! Check out I Still Just Want To Pee Alone on Amazon - buy it, read it, love it, and please don't forget to leave us a review - we LOVE reviews! Thank you for your support!

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