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Feeling the Love

Awww, yeah (she said in her Barry White voice), I am really feeling the love.

That's right - it's that time again - time for some Sponsor Love.

Below are some of the current members of Team Cool Kids, which was founded based on the undeniable notion that people who support the nonsense churned out on HTV are wicked super awesome incredibly cool.  We even have a team jersey.

No, I'm not pointing to my boobs, I'm showing off my Team Cool Kids shirt,
as well as the fact that the box Maddie plays in is still prominently displayed
in our living room, and also I need to wash my hair, and also I took this
photo myself because I have no friends, possibly because of the hair.
Giving people the Crazy Eyes while wearing the shirt, as pictured, is optional.

Yous guys (now apparently I'm using my NY cabbie accent) can pick up a jersey for yourselves, and/or add a link to your own blog, Etsy shop, or small business right over there on the left sidebar, where it can lounge around all day, burping and scratching its crotch or jumping up and down in a skimpy top.  As if that's not enough attention for it, I'll even tell people all about it for you in case it gets tired of all the skimpy top jumping.

Now, on with the show!

Confessions of a Semi-Domesticated Mama is the home of Delilah, who will simplify your hectic summer lives with weekly menu plans and make you fall out of your chair laughing at the stories she tells (like this one, where she exposes her husband's fear of rodents and ends up eliciting some "anatomically impossible threats").  If you haven't checked out her blog yet, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?  I'm just kidding... but seriously, is there something wrong with you?  Get to know Delilah in her letter to her teenage self, which kicks off her summer guest post series (I get to play along, too, so you can read my letter to 16-year-old Me next month)!

SParklingArt is Sarah's jewelry shop.  You might remember in May when I told you that she's not only willing to be seen with me in public in real life, but she also has given me various pieces of jewelry throughout the years, including some earrings that I was too lazy to take pictures of at the time.  Well, I'm still to lazy to take new  pictures, but I did make you this collage of old  pictures in which I'm sporting their loveliness.

It is important to note that Sarah's jewelry will not  make you act like an idiot, as these photos might suggest; I manage that all on my own.  I would also like you to note that clearly I had no idea at the time these were taken that I would need to use them one day on a blog that didn't even exist at that point, as evidenced by my unabashed dorkiness, but I published them anyway, which just goes to show how much I heart Sarah and her sparkly little treasures.

So click on over to visit my sponsors, get some giggles, order some reasonably priced custom-made delightfulness, and tell them I sent you!

If you'd like to join Team Cool Kids and add your button (I can help you make one, if you don't have one yet), just visit my Sponsor page (DO IT). The ads come in two sizes, Super Awesome and Wicked Super Awesome, so there's something for everyone. PLUS, right now you can use promo code HTV50OFF and get half off for your first month as a sponsor!

Please click below - one click is one vote - then become one of my favorite people in the history of people by becoming a sponsor today!
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P.S. I'm still on vacation, and I'm not sure if I'll have access to the innerwebz (and yes, I'm totally freaking out about that). So if I don't respond to your witty comments right away, please know it's not because I don't miss you like crazy - it's because I'm busy peeling my new sunburn.

I hope you enjoyed yourself while you were here - and I hope you come back! Please share inappropriate giggles with me on Pinterest, Twitter, and Facebook, or subscribe via email so you don't miss a thing!


JD @ Honest Mom said...

Hey! Did you use PhotoBucket for your collage? I miss Picnik. :-(

Marian said...

Were you like 10 when you had your first child because you look so young! I looked young until hubs left me to work in Wisconsin for 8 weeks and I got my first grey hair. He's not allowed to leave me again.

LOVE MELISSA:) said...

YOu are so cute! Totally jealous you are on vacation. Have a blast!

RobynHTV said...

Ugh, I miss Picnik SO MUCH! I've been using PicMonkey, but it was buggy that day and not wanting to let me upload pics (I do TOO have the latest version of AdobeWhatever, stupid PicMonkey) so I used iPiccy instead for the first time. I like 'em both, but they're no Picnik. :(

RobynHTV said...

Hahahahaha - was I 10 years old?!?! I love you.

RobynHTV said...

Thanks - we did have a blast, but *sigh* there was something about Gerry's work expecting him to come back next week, so we had to come home. ;)

The Third Partier said...

Yes. That is totally ridiculous. And what day do they give us off for the holiday? Wednesday. So we get two Mondays this week! That's awesome. But I guess we get two Fridays, too. It's still weak.

RobynHTV said...

Yes, it sure is. Who's going to spread cheese on my crackers if you go to work tomorrow?

P.S. that's not a euphemism, people - he's really making me a snack.

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