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Fair Warning: This Post Is About Boobies

In case the title didn't alert you, this post may not be suitable for all ages.  Or genders.  Or people who are squeamish about reading Real Medical Anatomy words such as "boobies" and "nipular area."  Or people who might not want to look me in the eye, either on the street or at family gatherings, after reading a post about me in the context of breastfeeding.

This post is intended solely for people who are not only willing to read mothering terms like "boobmilk," but who also possibly might let me know that I'm not alone and/or crazy with regard to my breastular issues.  In addition, there might be wince-inducing conversation about the heinous damage that can be inflicted by overzealous boob-loving babies.

I hear crickets chirping.  Is anyone still here?

No matter, at this point nothing can stop me from publicly sharing way too much information about my mammaries and breastfeeding problems, and if you don't like it then you should just close your eyes and hum softly to yourself until this post is over.

Or better yet, I'll take my story over to Kimberly's house at All Work And No Play Makes Mommy Go Something Something.

She has graciously invited me to come over and chat with her readers while she recovers from having an unwanted internal organ removed.  AWESOME!!!  (The invitation, not the gall bladder.  The gall bladder was a real jerk.)
So please join me, assuming you've properly heeded the above warnings - I promise there's absolutely zero real photography in this post, if that makes you feel any better.  Then hang around at Kimberly's blog for a while - she has posts so funny they'll make you wet your leg, she's a PPD hero, and I'm pretty sure she's hiding Chuck Norris in her basement (don't call the cops, though - she won't hurt him).

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Jennifer said...

I Loved your BFing post! I laughed when you said you did it because your lazy. I always told people I did it because I am cheap. I mean, have they seen HOW MUCH a can of formula costs? I'd totally have to cut down my frivolous purchases!

RobynHTV said...

@Jennifer being cheap is also an excellent reason to bf - that stuff is crazy expensive!

The Third Partier said...

Hmm. Sounds titillating.

RobynHTV said...

@thirdpary wah waaaaah! ;)

kc said...


RobynHTV said...

@kc, I heart you so much, my friend.

Unknown said...

I'm on my way to hear about your breastular issues!

RobynHTV said...

@Kelley, "breastular" - I KNEW you'd know the lingo! ;)

The Blue Orchid of Texas said...

Loved it. Thanks. Remind me to tell you about my days as a Massage Therapist when a lady friend asked be about accidently touching the "breastal areas" of a female. Priceless. But then as you've learned by now, I'm a nut and find humor in almost any life situation. Breast feeding rocks by the way so do you. :)

RobynHTV said...

@blueorchid that sounds like quite a story! "Breastal areas" is definitely now in the HTV lexicon - love it! :)

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