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An actual fluff piece

You guys know me - usually I write about nothing but the hardest-hitting, globally important news items.

Hey, stop laughing!

Well, today I'm reporting on a trend relevant to all of us. The impact of the topic I'm about to discuss will rock the very foundations of society as we know it, for which I sincerely apologize in advance. Unless you felt like the foundations of society needed a good rocking, in which case, you're welcome.

So what's the subject? Well . . .

It's sexy!

It's controversial!

It's shocking!

It's pornographic pillows!

What?

You heard me. I'm on In The Powder Room today, uncovering the Internet's dirty, dirty secret - the sheer volume of fluffy "friend" substitutes available for purchase online. Click on over to read Piles of porny pillows, and prepare to be scandalized! Or else, prepare to get a lot of holiday shopping done. No judgement here.



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