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I'm Lazy Because I Care


I know, usually you guys can barely even stand the sheer volume of awesome content I churn out in a typical week, but I decided to give you a break these last few weeks by being a total slacker. YOU'RE WELCOME. Usually I hate being lazy, but I'd do anything for you. *clasps hands and bats eyelashes*

However, I couldn't resist writing a few things in hopes of vastly improving your daily lives. For example...
I created a brand-new calorie counter to make dieting easier, more realistic, and slightly more hilarious.
I fixed game night by inventing a tolerable board game.
I reminded you why laundry is pointless in the latest episode of As The Dollhouse Turns, which has already become one of my most-viewed posts ever! Whaaaaat?
Over at CraftFail, I shared the most unfortunate lampshade makeover in the history of electricity.
That amount of laziness took up most of my time, but to be completely honest, I haven't just  been slacking. I've also been eating Rice Krispie treats and doing some blog design work. (What?!? You didn't know I offered blog design and other services???) As a matter of fact, my friend Kelley at Kelley's Break Room is going to do a giveaway of my graphic design services worth $50 very soon, so keep your eyes open for more details!

But wait, lookie, here - I made it into Huffington Post's Best Parenting Tweets today! Because apparently, though I can't write much, I can write things that are under 140 characters.

And now, I'll send you off to enjoy the rest of your weekend with these other tweets that made me laugh:












I hope you enjoyed yourself while you were here - and I hope you come back! Please share inappropriate giggles with me on Pinterest, Twitter, and Facebook, or subscribe via email so you don't miss a thing!


11 comments:

  1. Funny tweets--especially Jennifer's!!

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  2. Hahaha - no kidding! When I can keep up with the pace, Twitter always makes me laugh.

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  3. Congrats on the Huff post. That's awesome!

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  4. Thanks! I was pretty surprised, myself. :)

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  5. Congrats on being included with some very funny tweeters!!

    this are hilarious.

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  6. You so funny! Yes, giveaway this week!! I will e-mail you.

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  7. That makes me feel all sunshiney inside, unless it's the funny mushrooms I found growing in the woods making me feel like that. But I'm betting it's the love. :)

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  8. Thanks, especially coming from the Master Tweeter herself! No pressure on the giveaway, I'm here all week. And every week after that. ;)

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  9. WhenCrazyMeetsExhaustionJune 2, 2013 at 9:50 AM

    I'm a week late, but bless Bloglovin' for bookmarking everything for me. And this is totally random: I read you ALWAYS but rarely comment. I normally read, giggle, and run. So I wanted to take a breath and just say I think you're super duper and I love stopping by.


    Carry on. :)

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  10. That's so sweet of you - thanks! I know there's limited time in the day (especially when you're trying to keep up with your OWN blog!), so I'm doubly honored that you keep coming back and reading AND took the extra time to comment to let me know you keep coming back. :) xoxo

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Thank you for commenting - you're awesome! I mean, even if you're a jerk, at least it means you read my blog. RIGHT?!?