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I'm So Happy, It's Scary

Have you ever had one of those days where absolutely everything goes right? When the stars just seem to align, and your vision for the future begins to coalesce? When your mind feels so agile, you're not only able to work a word like "coalesce" into a sentence, but you also spell it right - on the first try? The kind of day when you're filled with an inner calm, alone with your thoughts, and the serenity isn't immediately broken by someone yelling from the other side of the bathroom door that they need to make poopy, NOW?

Yeah, me neither.

But this is as close to perfection as a day could possibly get.


That's right, I'm over at Scary Mommy's house today, where she published a post I wrote about Baby Firsts. But not the warm, fuzzy firsts you normally associate with infancy - these are the Top 10 firsts I'm glad I never have to go through again.

Unless my current baby does them.

Then I guess I'm screwed.

So please, take a second to pop on over there and have a read, then check out the other hilarious posts on Scary Mommy's baby page. You won't be disappointed.

If you've just arrived from Scary Mommy's place, welcome! Feel free to poke around, click on clicky things, read some of my popular posts, and make yourself comfortable! I'll be around with beverages and Nilla Wafers shortly.
Hint: "Beverages" is code for booze.
Psssst: "Nilla Wafers" is also code for booze.
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10 comments:

  1. It's good that Nilla Wafers is code for booze, because we don't have any Nilla Wafers.

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    1. You know the rule: Everything's code for booze.

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  2. I love Nilla Wafers. (I love booze.) I also love Scary Mommy, HTV, and the fact that I am out of the woods when it comes to baby firsts!
    Congratulations!
    -Amy

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    1. The fact that you would put me in the same category with Scary Mommy and booze is about the greatest endorsement I could ever imagine - thanks! :)

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  3. I like Nilla Wafers in my beverages if you know what I mean. Actually I don't know what that means.

    Congrats on the Scary Mommy post.

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    1. It might mean something to someone somewhere, though. And that's all that matters.

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  4. Congratulations! The Scary Mommy confessions are some the funniest/most poignant tales of motherhood out there, you'll fit right in. You know. Cos you're awesome :)

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    1. Aww, thank you. I'm not worthy, I'm not worthy! Well, hopefully I am a little worthy, or else I'm dragging poor Jill's site down with me. ;)

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